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| Originally Posted by tony romo "Fixxy,Fixxy,Where Fore Art Thou?" |
As reported in my earlier post, our young Romeo is still high up in the Swiss alps at the Vottahorn clinic. His gonads (which you will remember have swollen to unimaginable proportions) are starting to respond slowly to the injections of the Shrivveledbollox serum. The injections combined with special yodelling exercises, pioneered by Dr Vottahorn, are said to be working well, but it is a slow process. Fixxy has had the nurses measuring his testicles, and giving them a bed bath, at every opportunity. A special wheel barrow has been provided in order that he can take a stroll in the grounds. Unfortunately a gardener mistook the gonad wheelbarrow for one of his own, and stuck a pitchfork into the bulbous mass. It is said that this has improved fixxy's yodelling no end. Dr Vottahorn is now thinking of using this technique in similar cases. Its a true story.