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Old 03-28-2008, 05:05 AM
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Re: Favorite Recipies

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Originally Posted by stratman
I've been watching Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" series, (which is hilarious, BTW) and hear a lot about "curry". I don't have any idea what the bloody hell it is, however, as a type of food. Indian food? I'd like to try it.

Yes Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares' is hilarious, it is sooo stage managed its laughable! Most folks in Scotland think Gordon Ramsay is a big jessie ( light on the loafers!). Curry is fabulous Indian food and can get the old endorphins going ( think sex Strat..remember that warm glow). The ritual over here ( at least in Scotland) is for people to go out for an evenings (serious) drinking ( usually about 15-20 pints of beer) and then at the end of the evening ( 2am) visit a Curry House. The revellers will then order

a) Tikka Masala ( a creamy curry dish mostly ordered by women)

b) prawn or lamb Madras ( not a bad kick)

c) a Vindaloo ( bum burning stuff)

* only a few restaurants in Scotland make a Phall curry which is hotter than the vindaloo- you can't taste bugger all--just hot..hot...HOT!

the revellers will then abuse the Indian waiters in a drunken playful manner by calling them Sabu or Gandhi. The waiters will smile politely and then spit in the curry ( in the confines of the kitchen)
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