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| Originally Posted by tony romo last nite i stopped at a new chain in town called WING CITY GRILL...i ordered Chicken Wings, "hot with lots of sause."...they were so hot my eyes were watering and they were floating in about a quarter inch of hot sause..if anyone lite a cigarette within 10 feet of me a flash fire would have ignited... |
Thanks for reminding me! I nearly forgot about the final part of the Scottish Curry Ritual* The lighting of the farts* This part of the ritual is usually carried out by the younger members of the Scottish community. This happens once they get home after a good nights drinking and with a good curry under their belts. On getting home the young ones will break open the drink, and consume quite a few drams. This will lead to playful banter and speaking in an unintelligible language...we call this 'speakingshit'. The young ones will say things like 'you're my besstusmate' and 'didyou see the jugs on that barmaid' at this point someone usually claims that they can ignite a fart. This is followed by much huffing and puffing, along with facial contortions, whilst at the same time they will be warming their backside with the flame from a lighter. Invariably they will light the cushion on the chair. At some point someone will actually achieve ignition, this is usually followed by howls of laughter from the other chaps.