i'd ask Nick, Dave, and Syd why they got so fat and tell them how they used to be cool.

then I'd ask Rog why he is such a whiney little ninny, but I'd stand my ground, because I could take that Richard Gere-looking mofo. Save that he spit on me, because that's just icky (damn him and his perfect aim).

I'm still wondering about Rick's mask, too. Did he always look semi-constipated?