It doesn't matter to him, so I hear, but if he goes into a phonebox and takes off his civvies, he's got a sort of mauve lycra leotard on underneath with a large 'D' on the front of his Calvins (which he wears on the outside).

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No- it's... Denial Man!"

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?