In the Grand Scheme of Things, anything's possible...except this. My friend (let's call him C) claims he met Pink Floyd in eastern Washington in 1987 when 'we guys' took a venture to the Grand Coulee dam for a 4-day weekend. He signed a release at Rick Wright's request for the use of the photos, and then C "took their dreams away". Lyrical references to C riddle AMLoR, and now he is being tortured via a computer chip in his head.

C was supposed to have walked out on stage on New Year's Eve 2000 with his 5-foot tall top hat, then Rick was going to drip liquid LSD into C's eyes during the concert. C believes that he would then channel Jesus Christ, and every TV set and computer screen in the world would channel his vision, and the world would be forever changed. Since C failed to complete this mission, and the fact "The Controllers" are time-travelers, every time C doesn't appear he gets punished. They shock, poke, and pound psychic nails into him incessantly, and therefore, he qualifies for welfare. He makes more money than I do!

The recent unearthing of the Learning To Fly video has shaken his world, as the still photo has now come to life, and all can see its NOT C, but he is clinging to his story. Call me a junior Freud with my own Syd to work on. I want the old C back, but his delusions flood and divert every conversation.

I swear to Gilmour this is true. And another thing, he absolutely CANNOT sit thru Syd's songs, but he used to in High School (Class of 1987!). I think that Syd bridged madness thru his music, and some people like C who are so close to the edge get pulled uncomfortably closer to the Wildwood.

Anyway, anyone who knows the IDENTITY of the guy in the blue shirt with the scythe on the Learning To Fly video, please come forward, and bring references. Is there any info in the Storm Thorgerson book? THANKS!!!