Thank goodness you're only joking, but contrary to what you might be thinking, bus driving was never a vocation to which I aspired; merely a stop-gap on the road to IT re-employment.
That film and TV show looks very old - at least pre-1980 when I arrived in England - and probably not how the bus transport system is done today.
Again,
p.s. Incidentally, that first step to IT recovery is an interview on Wednesday so, if you like, wish me luck.