I own more guitars than I know chords (almost joking)

Electric
Gibson Les Paul Studio (burgandy)
Fender Strat (white)
Crappy No Name (good for holding open the door)

Accoustic
Yamaha 6 string CPX-15 Compass Series (my favorite)
Yamaha 12 string (currently stringed backwards, don't ask)
Crappy No Name 6 string (good for the cottage)

Amp
mmmmmm Marhsall
Yorkland 50watt Accoustic

Mic
Shure SM58 and SM57

Other
Boss ME-33 Guitar effects board
Korg 4 Track Recorder
Intellisense Tuner (best tuner in the world btw)
Use an Maudio Duo USB preamp
Cubase, Protools and Cooledit