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Old 02-11-2003, 01:28 AM
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Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

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Originally posted by Piper@Gates
Interesting facts:

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

'Go' is shorter and is still considered a complete sentence, as the subject is directly implied and thus not needed.

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If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

That depends on how fast they're walking, obviously.

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Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Most people have more than six toes. Marilyn Monroe had ten toes. There's been an internet rumor that she had a sixth toe on her left foot, which is patently untrue, and there's all kinds of photographic evidence to prove it.
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