For a thread that was started by ATH, this sure is popular. On the other hand, almost all of his threads have been popular...
What are Newtons 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th Laws?
1. The length of the pole is directly proportional to the depth of the hole
2. Up and down motion of the pole produces a white, sticky lotion
3. When the pole in agitated in the hole (after sufficient delay) a soul is produced which is either a pole or a hole
4. The pole is negatively geo-trophic...
