One fine Sunday afternoon, a man attending mass found his way to the confessional booth. Before the man could confess his sins, the priest, in terrible need of a bathroom break, pulls the janitor into the booth on the priest's side of the screen. The priest orders the janitor to give the perishioner a penance after his confession whilst he goes and relieves himself. As the priest exits, the man confesses to the janitor that his girlfriend had given him oral sex, and since they were not married, this was considered a grave sin. Not knowing what to do, the janitor peeks out of the confessional and stops a passing alter boy, "Say, kid, what does the priest give you for a blow job?" The boy responds after a quick thought, "Oh, some bubble gum and a pack of baseball cards."