Ok. I'm not having a go. I just couldn't find it funny. That's all. There just isn't a punchline that becomes apparent anywhere in the thing. Is all.

Here:

Q/Why is a tumble dryer better than a woman?

A/Because you can dump your load in it without it becoming clingy.

Or:

A man pulls a lovely young chinese woman in a bar. When they get back to his place, after the obligatory cup of coffee and a snog, she asks him what he'd like. He answers that he'd really like a "69". She responds with "for god's sake, you want black bean sauce at this time??"

Or even:

Q/What cost £30,000 and sits on the end of your bed taking the piss (that's being sarcastic to any non UK residents)?

A/A dyalisis machine.


I personally found all of these pretty funny on hearing them, because frankly, they're actually funny, as opposed to a story with a nonsense ending. I'm NOT having a go, but passing on some tips for the next time you get invited to a party.

Cheers Bud,

Mark

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