A guy goes into a bar and orders a couple of beers. As the barmaid sets them down she says to the guy "Tell you what- I'll do you a deal: You COULD pay for the beers, but if you can jump up and reach these two pieces of meat that I happen to have nailed to the ceiling, I'll give you them for free". The guy looks the barmaid in the eye, then looks at the beers, then up at the ceiling, then at the money in his hand. Finally, he looks back at the barmaid and says:

"I'm sorry love, but the stakes are too high".

Genius.

Mark

__________________
And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....