I don't know if this'll translate so well across the Atlantic, but:

What do you get if you cross Osama Bin Laden with Eval Knieval?


A wheelie bin

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And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time,
To that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry, and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how....