Rank amateurs. I won't even mention the original post. Perhaps in time it too will be edited out.
Here's a REAL joke:
A guy is waiting in his doctor's examination room when the Doctor returns shaking his head and tut-tutting.
Patient: Is it bad, Doctor?
Doctor: Hmmm? A bit of a problem, yes.
Patient: (Shocked) Don't hold back, Doc. Give it to me straight.
Doctor: Well, you
really must stop masturbating.
Patient: Oh God! Am I going blind?
Doctor: Oh no. It's just the other patients in the waiting room don't like it.
THAT was a joke.
