All right here's another one.

There's a man and a woman at a bar and both are very depressed. The man notices the woman is depressed and asks,"Why are you so depressed?", She looks at him and says,"My husband left me because he thinks i'm too kinky. How about you?". He looks at her and says,"My wife left me because she thinks i'm too kinky.". They order more drinks and after a bunch of small talk she immediatley jumps in his lap and starts making out with him. Then she says,"Let's go back to my place.", he agrees and they do. When they get there she says,"I'm going to slip into something more comfortable." and goes into her bedroom. While in there she changes into a leather get up, a gimp mask, 12 inch leather heels, with whips and what not. When she comes out of the bedroom she notices the man with his hat and coat on leaving the house. She says, "Where are you going?", to which he replies,"I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse, i'm done.".

Taa-daa.

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