Pick-up lines:
You: Do you use windex on your clothes?
Chick: No, why?
You: Because I can see myself in your pants.
You: Are you tired?
chick: no, why?
You: Because you've been running through my mind all day.
You: Did it hurt?
chick: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven.
These are riots!!!
Feel free to use them. WARNING: You might get called a loser.
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I deficate, therefore I am!