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| Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created guitars, and put off making heaven and earth for awhile. The guitar was without strings, so God invented D'adrario..he wailed on those suckers and he was pleased. Now this guitar was without an Amp. So God invented Marshall. And he was pleased. This amp and guitar was without sweeeeeeeeet fx. So God invented Boss. And he was pleased!!!!!! Soon after he wanted to jam..so Jesus(bass)..and the Holy Ghost(drums) came over and they jammed so hard they created the Big Boom (theory) and didn't have to make heaven and earth themselves. (people got the 7th day of rest all confused...there was no resting on the 7th...God made blues...All other types were to follow) Amen (I found that on the tabcrawler.com boards) i made this up: On the last day He decided to walk the earth in the form of David Gilmour and join Pink Floyd in 1968. GILMOUR IS GOD |
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| Except for the ungodly multiple exclamation points, pure gospel. |
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| Nice one Guitarmangreg, but please -- no religious allusions, even if it is in jest. |
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| thats it. im calling in A Talking Head. now youre in for it. you bloody cum wipe. |
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| Nice one - rhiggatwat, but please no extremely sarcastic and dumb comments. |
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| Nice one - rhiggatwat, but please no extremely sarcastic and dumb comments. |
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| well, since you said please... |
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| sorry, i found that on another board and thought it was funny |
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| I like it my friend I like it... even if it does refer to religion cheers |
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| Actually, I believe that '42' explains everything. Sorry, but it does. Fjords, Norway, Slartybartfast, Mark |
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| I was wondering when someone would get around to mentioning 42. I actually thought that's what this post would be about when I first clicked it. |
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| whats 42? a book? a movie? am i close? sorry i never heard of it. |
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| In Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the meaning of life and existence is 42. |
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| good "trilogy" of books. |
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| Sorry, Gerald, to be the annoying pedant, but "42" is the ANSWER to the ULTIMATE QUESTION of LIFE, the UNIVERSE and EVERYTHING, according to that seminal tome, "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy." |
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