Floydian moral dilemma...

I think a lot of Floyd would have the churchy types in a flap.

"the tolling of the iron bell,
call the faithful to their knees,
to hear the softly spoken magic spells",

or,

"by the cold and religious we were taken in hand,
shown how to feel good and told to feel bad".

Or the entire "what god wants" song.

Of course none of that would be as funny as seeing someone park a tiger in the collection plate