Maybe this...

...is taking things just a little too far.

Oh my gawd!!!

It's got me scratching my head ..

I don't think it's your head you should worry about.

Unless, you know... Never mind.

I really can't see the point of this. In Aberdeen we have many young women who can supply the said merchandise for much less, no postage required, and with a fringe benefit thrown in for good measure.

There was a guy here in Indiana recently that was infected with HIV by a girl with whom he had relations. Of course, he thought the correct course of action was to infect over 100 other women with HIV as revenge. Sounds reasonable.

Crabs are easy, though, you just hit them in their weak spot for massive damage.

Funnily enough we hada bloke here in Scotland who had the same idea...don't think he managed to notch up 100 women though!

Never given mail order crabs but I once made a song that got my ex-g/f to cry. She probably already had enough STDs anyhow.

I'm guessing this was not an amicable parting. Then again, I would play "Your Love is like a Nuclear Waste" whenever my ex showed up...

Frankly, I'm appalled that these are available to, like, college students.