whats DSOTM all about?

Figures. I just thought of you calling your parents for a ride home from the library.

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What happened? I don't know, he must've hung up.....

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You're just jealous 'cause I get books out of the Big Kids' section.

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You're right.

Maurice Sendak is good though!

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Actually, I can't read or write.

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Let the Translation begin!!! ( this is a translation to all the nasty Russian phrases you can find starting from page 9 of this forum; sorry it took so long)
First of all, Byron, I don't even want to know where you got all of these phrases, but accept my appologies, for there seems to be a lot missing, maybe due to incorect pronounciation on your part. Anyway, here i go:

"Ya yevtoy yoov goob/braat/sistru/babooshka" - now, all i can make out is the first part, which is 'I', and the last part, all of which has been translated without my help. And it would be "mouth/brother/sister/grandmother." And Stratman was right about the lady with the scarf who milks the cows and etc.; that is the ideal portrayal of a grandmother in Russia and all over the world. Kudos to stratman on his knowledge. (And are you sure, Not_Now_John, that the scarf is even called that?) The first two words, which seem to be the most important, are the ones i cannot translate.

"Idi nah goovno, goovnok" - would be (litteral translation of course; you figure out the rest) "Go on shit, ?shithead?" Maybe something along the lines of "eat shit" etc.

"Yah ney goovaru pah rooski." - would be, as you already know, "I dont speak Russian"

"Ay yah, babooshka babooshka, yah eeya" - would be something along the lines "Tsk tsk, grandma, grandma, tsk tsk" as if dissaproving of something. People must understand that the Russian language is very different and, therefore, has different ways of expressing emotions. For example, there are no "AWW" or "EWWW.." or even "OW!" They are completely different sounds. (the "OW!" could be translated as "OY!")

I think thats all of them... whew! I hope that was an educating experiance for all!

you're right. the reason i've never done that is because i don't feel like doing it. which is why i didn't do exactly that above.

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You're my hero, thorin.

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how do you condense so much sarcasm into one statement?

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I'd think a genius like you would know.

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and do i! hey you want to be a disciple?

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Always, Rabboni.

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that reminds me of those stupid kraft macaroni and cheese commercials where they have the song and they change all the endings of the words to -oni so it rhymes.

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What are you talking about? That's the most clever song-writing I've heard since Steve Miller added 'Yeah' to a line so that it would rhyme with 'L.A.'

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