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Old 07-12-2002, 02:44 AM
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Re: Since I am new, who here plays guitar?

I think someone already offered the dumptruck full of dead babies vs. dumptruck full of bowling balls quandary on another thread.
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yeah, i think they did.

anyway, best part of nailing a dead baby to a tree is ripping it off.
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I don't get it.
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i do.
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i don't think it's really supposed to make sense.


how about this one:

what's worse than a pile of dead babies?
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What?
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being the one live baby at the bottom and having to eat your way out.
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these dead babies are a bit gross huh? then again what else is there to expect from a dead baby joke.
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That may be the best one I've heard yet.
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If that's sincere...thank ya.
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I'm always sincere.
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Re: Since I am new, who here plays guitar?

What's the worst part about having sex with a baby?

Hearing its pelvis crack.

What's the best part?

Watching it try to crawl away.

Maybe a dingo got my baby


hmmm...that is all.
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Wow! From guitar playing to dead babies in just 3 pages. :o

Me? I can only play the ting-TING of McCrapney's Blackbird and that only very badly.

Jayson, the bassist (see photo: AngusJay) has a Rickky "Roger McGuinn" chelvey, a Mosrite 6-string, a Rickky Bass and a damned mandolin (!), and has written many quirky ditties, some jolly, others gloomy, some scary and one rather filthy, but "properly" recorded only one: Peter Cushing's Hair.

Angus, the lead (same photo, right) is Guitar God who's wowing them on the London Flamenco circuit. He gave Jay the Mossie. Agg, IMO, could play the trousers off an Harrah executive.

Driven: having become somewhat inured to all the old dead baby jokes over time, I can safely say I have never heard yours before nor was ever SO disgusted by something purporting to be a "joke".
"Hearing its pelvis crack."? F**KING SICK! more like.

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Me?? It wasn't...I didn't.....erm....dolly did it!!!!
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Dolly? The cloned sheep?
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