Worst Song Ever

Are you serious!! That question is impossible to answer, I mean there's just such a mountain of utter crap and drivel out there - life's too short!

However how about Tarzan Boy by Baltimora or Shaddapa Ya Face by Joe Dolce or Viena by Ultravox ( "This means nothing to me..." ).

The list is, quite literally, endless.............

I agree completely with Dr Cheese, there's so many crap around that's impossible to say just one (as it would be impossible to elect the 'best song ever').

The first thing i recall is Who let the dogs out, or an italian thing by Backstreeet Boys, 'Non puoi lasciarmi così' or something like that

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If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

"Safety Dance" comes to mind as one bad song. There are countless more, of course.

While we're at it, I don't get why stuff from Zee--Identity never made the radio, and garbage like "Safety Dance" DOES...

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"And with these words I can see
Clear through the clouds that covered me
Just give it time then speak my name
Now we can hear ourselves again..."

WrightSatellite #1

As Dr Cheese wisely stated, too much crap around the "music" world to say just ONE. The list would be almost endless.

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"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." Tom Waits

I have true fear of that song. It is really one of the worst things an human being ever created...

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Afroman's 'Cause I Got High is fairly dreadful as well, but again, reams and reams of musical poo precedes even that.

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I agree that there is a lot of crap out there , but this one is easy for me.

Seasons in the Sun : Terry Jacks : 1973

Cliched enough to make you cry....
Stupid enought to make you wonder.....
Sappy enough to make you puke......

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While not a musical masterpeice, I find it very catchy and funny.

Its biggest flaw is being overplayed in such a short period of time.


And, eh, how about Macerana, or Rico Suave.

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stchrissie is not me.

in the vast and boundless road of music i don't dig, there are few specs of music i do dig. call me close-minded, call me picky. i just can't justify this thread with an answer...aside from claiming i won't answer.

Definition: Circumloqution

1) The ability to speak in circles. speaking at length and saying nothing.

2) See last post.

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I have always been here.
I have always looked out from behind these eyes.

True, this is tough because there is an ocean of crappy music out there. I think most anything by Barry Manilow would be a contender. ("Feelings" comes to mind..."I write the Songs"...etc.)

BTW, a semi-related sidebar: My concept of "hell" is being locked in a room forever having to listen to Mariah Carey sing.

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Taking away from you for the greater good. (The Audacity of Socialism).

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmad (founder, C.A.I.R.)

well, i thought i had a point when i started.

Anyone remember 'MacArthur Park'?

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Actually I believe Dave Barry wrote an entire book about this very subject.

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