Whos the weirdest person in your family?

I am by far the weirdest person in my family, i spend all day listening to music from the seventies by a band who only ever seem to sing about a former member of thier band who dropped a few hundred too many acid and went mad or things that drove the mad, whilst sitting infront of my computer either discussing afore mentioned band or looking at pictures of naked women.

VV

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"Hey, you know, you get born, shit happens, you get frightened and so you withdraw, and that spoils life"

Roger Waters

sounds like me

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

Maybe you should aquaint yourself with the real thing. Before you sprain your wrist!

I sometimes look at real estate on eBay. I can't say that I live in Vectra, though.

Why real estate? beside looking at interesting lay outs of hosues that's about as exciting as it gets.
ummmm, I'd say that I'm the weirdest. Others aren't weird but are a burden which i suppose makes them weird, I think actualy I don't know

cheers

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Cancel the apocalypse
Cartons of the milky way with pictures of a missing planet
Last seen in pursuit of an American dream

maby i shall...

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

believe me i try every day when i go outside my own patricular walls :smile: and a couple of occasions i even had some success but thats very rarely and i dont have to worry about my wrists since i bouught a "gadget" off of ebay.

VV

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"Hey, you know, you get born, shit happens, you get frightened and so you withdraw, and that spoils life"

Roger Waters

And ... er ... what was it called again?

A lot of funny wee symbols that looked like japanese of chinese, but i a friend (who has ginger hair and so cant get the real thing :grin has recommended a thing called "fleshlight".


VV

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"Hey, you know, you get born, shit happens, you get frightened and so you withdraw, and that spoils life"

Roger Waters

I suddenly feel a bit queasy.

thats often caused by a lack of blood to your brain, wheres it goin?!

VV

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"Hey, you know, you get born, shit happens, you get frightened and so you withdraw, and that spoils life"

Roger Waters

ok - Tim is 28

you want another weird family member? My Uncle Bruce (actually Tim's father)

He is a compulsive liar, but of the funniest sort. I mean, i give credit to the guy for believing himself, but seriously! If you are going to lie, at least make it remotely believable. Some of Bruce's more memorable tales -

1. He was telling me that they are going to build an underwater tunnel from Australia to New Zealand. Now, i dont know exactly when this is going to take place - or how they are going to put petrol stations underwater... or motels... but according to Bruce, its truth.

2. He's always talking about when he was in the Army. This particular tale involved when he was in the bomb squad (as if) and he had to drive a truck full of explosives from Melbourne to Brisbane (roughly 2000km's) at 20km/hr with five patrol cars in from, and six behind, and two helicopters following him... and he did it in a day.

*rolls eyes* our family gatherings are always entertaining

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

Actually, that's about all the real estate holds for me, at the moment, at least. I like to look at houses for some odd reason, usually when I am VERY bored.

houses are cool. i live in one.

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes