Whos the weirdest person in your family?

Or Tupac.

Tupac RIP

"In the 'hood cuuzin'... you never know wat's cummin'..."

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The weirdest person. mmmm. My auntie. Completely lost it. At family gathering's, just sits in the corner not saying a word or speaking to anyone, just staring at the wall. Gives me £5 for Xmas .WOW. I think that could buy me some steel strings! Yey! Not being greedy but everyone else gives me at least a tenner.


Oh well, that's my lecture

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It's what I wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what I am,
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Greedy? Ungrateful, I'd say.

D'ya know how many starving babies in [insert destitute location here] didn't even get 5pence for Xmas, let alone £5?

"Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat,
Please put a penny in the old man's hat,
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then [insert deity/idol name here] bless you.

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Firstly: Thanks, that was the word I was looking for.
Secondly: My auntie is incredibly wealthy. I wouldn't mind at all if she was poor.
Thirdly: I am a Christian and I am very aware that there are starving children around the world and I think of this very often but as we have the chance to have some fun in life, may as well make the most of it. When my auntie knows I have a dream, (to be a musician) she could at least help me out in some way towards it.

If I offended you Bride Of Bull.... sorry.

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And all the lot is what I got,
It's what I wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what I am,
Vegetable Man.

My auntie gave me 300$ for christmas this past year.
I spent it all in one place.

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$300? That's a hotel room and about three hours, right?

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I was scrolling down the page and I wasn't expecting to read that. I'm not surprised, I just didn't expect that twist in the flow of posts.

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Tsk! Tsk! Paperboy after all this time? You really should have known!

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Ok.. Ok... I edited it. Feel better now?

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The weirdest person in my family, would be my Nan.
She died last june, so if you're watching from beyond the grave Nan, don't be offended, I still love you.

Here's why she was weird.
For years she thought that there was a man called 'Mr Gay' who lived in her loft and sprayed poison gas through the walls. 'Mr Gay' could also be heard (by her only) whipping other people in the loft.
Apparently, 'Mr Gay' also once got underneath the house and started drilling a hole through the floor boards.
And on a completely different matter, when she lived near the sea, she was convinced that she once saw a gorrilla playing football on the beach.

I'd say I'm also a bit weird. Sometimes, when I figure something out, I have a conversation with myself explaining all the details on whatever I've worked to myself. So if anyone ever asked me about whatever, I'd know. Hmm, I've worried myself there.

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I can see for myself that the sun is sinking
how I wish you were here to see
tell me now, I am wrong in thinking
that you have forgotten me?

Yes I should have. I guess I was just in such a serious state of mind at the time that I just wasn't thinking that way. As a result, the line seemed three times as funny.

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And call to you across the sky"