Whos the weirdest person in your family?

I'm not even going to go here..because frankly, my entire family is weird. I couldn't even begin to explain, describe, etc etc..the craziness of my family. I'm all "eyes" to anyone who can though..hehe.

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Negative infinity man.

Speak for yourself, I'm the most optimistic person I know. Cheer up though man, it's not all that bad

You first, Crazy Diamond.

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well... my sister listens to rap... thats pretty weird...

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

Me, of course, though I wouldn't necessarily say "weird."

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Definately me first followed closely by my mother then my daughter... apparently the insanity is strong in the female members of my family.

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..and your point is?

Probably my cousin, Tim. He's actually autistic. Some crazy examples of Tim -

1. On Christmas night, he's talking to Grandma - "Grandma, we're all going to die, you know... and because you're older you're going to be the first" and is also constantly saying to her "When you go into a nursing home..."

2. He has an imaginary friend called Dianne Greenwood. He admitts that she's not real - he just likes to have her.

3. He has an imaginary world, called "Vectra". He draws pictures of Vectra all the time. Constantly saying things like "I imagine in the future Vectra will have huge gates at all entrances to the city, and the guards will say to you "Halt, before you proceed into the city you must give us all your weapons and dangerous objects""

He also gets really rowdy if he doesnt take his meds and starts screaming at someone called 'Patch'. Loves to go on the internet for hours just to look at real estate. Predominatly fences. Loves fences. He knows exact dates for really bizzare things (eg, when Australia changed from the Pound to the Dollar), and loves talking about the grim reaper. Told a shop assistant in David Jones that he's one day like to walk around in a black dressing gown with a scyth so he could be like the Grim Reaper.

He's actually really good entertainment value... hehehe... but he's prolly the most interesting. But then again, i have some pretty interesting characters in my family...

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Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes

You're making me nervous just reading about him!

as a joke, next time he talks about the grim reaper, start playing the song "don't fear the reaper" or mention the song to him. Or maby just tell to not fear it. how old is this .... 'Tim' ? because if he's 2 or something i'm going to be really disapointed...

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

Wow yeah! That would be just about as funny as anything could ever get.

is that a threat ... CHEESE ?!

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

Bit sensitive aren't we? I was just remarking on the hilarity of your joke.

oh woops,... did i forget to put that winking smiley on there? silly me....

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"What do you mean, 'I hurt your feelings'?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, 'I ain't kind'?
Just not your kind.
What do you mean, 'I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America'?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the people,' right?"

Silly you ...

I've got a cousin that never tried suicide, and is often quite happy too.
He's definitely the weirdo of the family.

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If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way