New Members Extravaganza!

hi every one im new here looking foward to speaking at length about the best

Welcome, have fun.

A warm welcome chc! Dive in and start posting, however please remember to use the search button as most of the band stuff has been covered at great length and this can save you bags of time. Its also a good idea to read the rules and guidelines as this gives you a good idea of whats what. I suggest reading this just before bedtime. A boon for insomniacs everywhere!! If you have any problems, just holler and someone will help. Anyway.... good to have you on board.

This place seems to be rejecting my Maestro card.
Looks like really dont want mah cash then? lol
I just got it yesterday, maybe I'll see something about a paypal account....

Not this place but maybe paypal.

Go for PayPal, but once you have an account set up, NEVER EVER fall for those phishing emails asking you re-register or reconfirm your paypal account details and advising you to use their link to login to paypal.

This is a spam scam unrelated to Paypal. I have reported such attempts to them in the past.

Good luck.

Please send all cash ( no cheques) to


Axe Victim
c/o Anycolouryoulike Rest Home
Aberdeen
Scotland
DSOTM1

Postcode please!

Many thanks Melo!

Hi, I'm a 103 year old geriatric, who fought in 3 World Wars ( Sudan, 1st and 2nd). I was previously registered with APFFN and then my PC crashed, and I lost all my passwords. I cannot recall my password...due to an incident in Khartoum which involved standing next to a gun carriage whilst on a camel. I digess. I filled in the 'password reset' thingy and I have been waiting for the machine to send me a link to my email address. This was 3 days ago!! It's just not good enough!!! I have since tried 3 times to reset the password thingy but no link has been sent! This is playing havoc with my hemorrhoids and I am going to write to my MP about it ( the password not my hemmorroids). Can one of the NCO's sort this out?
By the way...I like the look of that handsome chap up above. I bet he has seen some action.

The return of Thursday's Child!

We'd better get a moderator in here.

Moderator be buggered! I am a moderator...only one who has lost his password due to his PC crashing. All has been explained to DT and Fixxy. Hopefully Paulo will sort this out. Thursdays Child indeeeeeed!! I've a good mind to hit you round the head with the soft end of my service revolver. I thought Gerbil the Blouse might have worked it out, being as he's such a clever clogs. look at the facts ..
1) Articulate
2) Xenophobic
3) Elephant Polo team captain
4) Victoria Cross winner
5) In the service of Queen Victoria
6) Curry lover ( Prawn Madas)
7) Took Khartoum single handed..despite what Genereal Gordon said
8) I 'll have a large brandy and a pink gin...in the same glass
9) Make it a double


..waht more evidence do you need

I knew it! I knew it was Dr Cheese!

At last! Ilúvatar!