Paste Makes Waste.

Shoe size even?

--Rhys

P3mp52

it's the screen name of a random porno IM I recieved. i've taken to blocking anyone who sends me those things.

that's right, i'm a good boy.

Okay, here goes:

Her face was vibrant, her eyes bright, and she glowed with happi-ness in the way he'd always remembered. They sat on the swingset in the park, the sun shining warm on their shoulders, the sky a brilliant blue. Everything seemed to glow with an almost ethereal light, even the dull metal chains of the swings, but she shone most lovely of all.
He felt warm and safe, content to be at her side in the fresh air and the sunshine. He pulled back on the swing chains and rocked, and the swing carried him higher and higher, and she watched him with pride in her eyes. "It's been so long since I've watched you play. I'm glad we came here today."
He smiled and kept soaring, glad that she was there, too. He slowed the swing and dragged his feet in the dirt until he halted. Still smiling, he turned to her and she reached out for him, holding him close in the warmth of her embrace.
And then she was gone.

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I'm editing my newest work, so... there ya go...

Cheers!
GeeDub#1
<working, working, working...>

No actually, I ordered a package online and they gave me a UPS tracking number, and now I remember this is what those numbers mean.

"Jimmy Saville", queer

Nothing was on my clipboard...sorry

It was dark inside and now not just because of the clouds, but now because it was getting towards evening and the sun, if there was a sun out there somewhere, was getting to the horizon. There was a yellow glow from the artificial lights. They were sixty-watt bulbs inside wicker lampshades that sulked over the tables but even that somehow made it dark inside. Back a long time ago, maybe twenty years ago, there had been real wagon wheel candelabras with real white wax candles hanging over the tables, but they had taken those down and put up the wicker sixty-watts because of how expensive the candles were and how dangerous. Jose had started working there long after the candles gave way to the light bulbs but he?d seen pictures and he had always thought how nice it would have been to work by candlelight, even if they were on wagon wheel candelabras.

got nothing this time either

maybe later

cheers

http://website.lineone.net/~julian.clegg/pictab02.htm


Hey I got one! Whoo hoo.

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
>your
>pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
>4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
>5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
>into a calculator.
>6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
>7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
>have a fire in your back garden.
>9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
>10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
>12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
>13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
>ball.
>14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
>15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
>16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
>your teacher mum or dad.
>17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
>you at the first given opportunity.
>18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
>19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half
>way
>through and then raced against the flush.
>20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
>21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
>22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>23) You never ever run out of salt.
>24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
>got your hand or head stuck in something.
>27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
>28) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
>their arm broken by a swan.
>29) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
>stepping
>on an upturned plug.
>30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
>31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece
>of
>wood specifically to stir paint with.
>32) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

hahah, i think Fixx sent me these in an email

cheers

Popeth yn iawn

For some reason, this is on my clipboard. But that's okay because I know what it means.

--Rhys

Is it the Welsh version of Popeye?

Um....no. You're barking up the wrong tree there.

--Rhys

Bark! Tree! Hilarious ...