insommnia

cant sleep as usual and am pretty down at the moment so i need cheering up if anyones knows any jokes then send them this wayplease

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Annmarie x

http://www.pinkfloydfan.net/t672.html

Have you tried masturbating as a cure for insomnia? I hear that's v effective.

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?

I know for a fact.

So true, so true.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

Why, you're all a bunch of Kitten-Killers!!!



For shame...

Cheers!

GeeDub#1
<glancing around furtively to see if anyone heard her outburst...>

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"Roger lost his father in the war, I lost mine in Greenwich Village..." David Gilmour
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It's easy when you stop pretending that you just got lost on the way
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When did you first realize/It's time you took an older lover, baby?

Damn. I've been found out.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

Technically, I'm not the kitten-killer, God is. And masturbation has, in my experience, not done much for insomnia. Then again, I do drink a lot of soda.

Try coffee, it might help.

I somehow doubt that.

Don't knock it till you try it.

Aha! I'll knock it all I want, thank you very much. Seeing as I have tried it! Ha Ha!

"I hear you knocking, but you can't come in."

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"And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky"

Try any way you want to get to sleep, but be careful if you masturbate while drinking coffee. Especially if the coffee is hot. It could be painful.

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“Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.” -George Jones

Maybe you should try iced coffee.

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"And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky"