Toilet Appreciation Thread

[DavidAV]

I just came back from a camping trip that lasted several days. It was a 'state park' so we could not urinate or deficate in the woods. They had these nasty disgusting hidious things that were called 'latrinne pits' where we had to use the bathroom. It was horrible!
There were bugs flying everywhere, the cold really sucked. The rain was annoying as hell, my shoes were ruined...ack...but the worst part by far where the awful pits.

When you stepped into these things you could see everyone elses 'offerings', they were there down in the pit...I feel sorry for the person who has to clean it up.

Well anyway, this is the toilet appreciation thread, I just came home and hugged my toilet, I suggest you hug yours.

I figured out who invented the toilet it was Thomas J. Crapper...i'm not joking that was his name, so I praise Mr. Crapper, and I am going to hang a portrait of him on my wall...a GENIOUS he is!

[fairjess]

Hey man, the only time I hug my toilet is when I have way too much to drink. But I do get your meaning. Going without a toilet for a few days really teaches you to appreciate it.

And I once saw a basketball down one of those holes...it's the truth, I swear.

[DavidAV]

On our trip one of the racoons fell inside...someone had to take it out. It was awful.

[stratman]

Tip for YSB8: Do NOT join the Military.

[Simon]

Originally posted by stratman
Tip for YSB8: Do NOT join the Military.

If my time in the Cadet Corps was anything to go by... I agree! I don't know what on earth made my brother join up though!

"A quick word with you, Specialist...

... Tell me Pilla, you know why we have a chain of command don't you?"

"Yes, Sir"

" 'Cuz if I catch you under mine again, I'll make you clean the floor with your tongue till you can't tell the difference between shit and french fries... clear?!"

"Hoo-ah Sir!"

Take heed... take heed.

[stratman]

When I was a kid I loved camping. After being in the Army I hated it and have never done it since.

[HentaiCarrot]

Definition of an OutHouse- Too close in the Summer, too far in the Winter...

[nutopia]

I have been thinking of selling toilet water as
bottled water for dogs.

[Sydney]

if you want good toilet stories go to www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com and at the bottom of the page there's a link to the rest of his site once you get there one of the pages is a toilet stories from around the world... good laugh they are

cheers

[GeraldTheMouse]

Originally posted by youngsteinbeck8
There were bugs flying everywhere, the cold really sucked. The rain was annoying as hell, my shoes were ruined...ack...but the worst part by far where the awful pits.

YS8, you are the most American person I know.

[DavidAV]

, and god bless America.

[GeraldTheMouse]

'Ew! Ew! There's dirt on my plate! I can't eat off of this!'

[Dr Cheese]

You Americans are very amusing.

[GeraldTheMouse]

You're just jealous because you aren't a fat, lazy, ketchup-eating imperialist warmonger!

[Dr Cheese]

Maybe so but earlier today, in the throes of drunken euphoria, I foolishly snarfed down a Big Mac and Large Fries!