The five levels of drinking

I heard this a few days ago. Thought it was hilarious, so here goes. I'll probably screw it up.

Level 1: You're out drinking with friends, you stand up to leave and one of them offers to buy everyone another round. You look at your clock. "Hell, it's only 11, As long as I get 7 hours sleep...I'm fine."

Level 2: You've had a few more beers. You get up to leave. A little devil pops up on your shoulder. "Hey, it's only 12. As long as you get 6 hours sleep...you're fine."

Level 3: You've abandoned beer for whiskey. At this point the devil is buying the drinks. You are really happy. You go to the bathroom and buy the guy at the end of the bar a drink...just cause you like his face. You look at the waitress and say...."That's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." You make plans with your friends, "We could open our own bar and do this all the time!" You look at your watch and think, "Hell, it's only 2. As long as I get 4 hours sleep...I'm fine."

Level 4: The devil is now tending bar. For last call you order a bottle of rum and a coke. You are pissed off. You go to the bathroom and punch the guy at the end of the bar...just cause you don't like his face. You see the busboy and think, "That's the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life." You and your friends decide to leave. This is just after you got kicked out of the bar. One of your friends says, "I know an after hours bar!" You think..."Hell, I'm not gonna get more than a few hours sleep, I might as well just stay up all night."

Level 5: The devil says, "Listen, I'm gonna turn in. I've gotta be in hell at 9. I've got breakfeast with Hitler. See you tomorrow." You are at a biker bar drinking some sort of blue liquor usually used for cleaning combs. You don't care. The waitress walks up with fresh stitches in her forehead. You think, "Someday, I'm gonna marry that girl." One of your friends stands up and says, "WE'RE GONNA DRIVE TO FLORIDA!!" and colapses. You get outside and see the sun. Like gods flashlight.
And you say that same old prayer..."I swear, I will never do that again..." How long? "...as long as I live." And some of us have that adition, "And this time....I mean it."

Funny 'cause it's true.

Actually quite sad, 'cause I've had similar evenings (except the punching bit...I'm more of a mellow drunk).

I've heard that before... it's hilarious! I love the "Let's go to Florida!" part.

LOL, well being an Aussie I've never heard lets go to Florida, but something along the lines of we're gonna go to Byron or Sydney sounds more like it! hah, so true!

cheers

What's really funny, is my sister called me a few weeks ago. She shared the story of her and her drunken college buddies who did exactly that. It went something like this....

Friend: "Hey, where's your sister live man?"

Sister: "Florida"

Friend: "Come on! Were going!"

Sister: "Hell no, you're crazy".....

20 minutes later... Both: "Were going to Florida!!!!!!!!"

I guess a friend stopped them from going. I truly believe they would've been at my doorstep the following morning if that friend hadn't got in the way.

Some friends and myself decided to go to Ireland when we were out drinking.

We didn't go that night (funnily enough)...but we DID book tickets about two days later. Best damn trip of my life.

I nights out... ! That story really touched a chord in me. You guys are probably used to having alcohol on campus (I mean, it's quite ok here) but back home... oh boy! The rush we used to get, sitting under some trees on an empty field, downing cold after cold one... or on some clear, empty beach...

Sigh! I miss those days.

This first time you get completely shitfaced is not unlike the first time you get laid...you never forget it.

I absolutely cannot get shitfaced. It just never happens.
And, well, the getting laid thing...

why can't you get shitfaced?

cheers

Just can't seem to get that drunk. I'm always fairly alert even though physically I'm gone. Just once I would love to pass out cold.

I probably just need some harder stuff.

Oh yeah! Then you start "making out with the toilet"