How many albums do you own?

I thought the pelicans liked the poem for its increasingly complicated meter.

Right, and that's why they started trying to mate with your leg.

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I am so not reading this.

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"And so I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky"

It was possibly because I had sprayed your mother's scent on my leg the night beforehand. I apologize greatly.

You fool, that wasn't a bottle of her perfume! It was fish juice!

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So your mother was trying to mate with pelicans? She should be detested.

She was intrigued after she read your diary entries on the wonders of bestiality.

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That was a novel I was working on. No wonder you showed up at my place the night after I wrote that with three pelicans and a hedgehog.

I still say the hedgehog is a bad idea. I mean, come on-- think about it.

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You're right. I mean, over a thousand quills - there simply isn't enough ointment for that kind of wound.

Oh, the quills, right. I was thinking about their unnatural cravings for peanut butter.

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Or the fact that they scream out various Australian sayings at the moment of climax.

Odd... I always assumed they were Prussian sayings.

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It could be. The ball gag really muffles the voice.

This is sounding less and less like research for a novel.

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