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| I suppose dunking your genitals in battery acid is the only way to go on that one. |
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| I've found making a solution from lye and ammonia works pretty well.
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| And the only way to make it stop burning is to sloppily pour vinegar all over it? |
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| No, you have to get dogs to lick it clean.
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| Which kind do that the best? I've heard conflicting views. |
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| Well most folks will probably tell you German shepherds, but from my own experience it's got to be chocolate labs, all the way.
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| What happens if a chocolate lab doesn't like chocolate? Is it denying heritage?! |
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| Same thing as when a French poodle won't kiss you with tongue.
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| Are you disappointed because yours won't? All you have to do is make the first move. |
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| But I'm so shy.
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| It's OK. It's not like the poodle can verbally reject you or anything. And have it declawed, just in case. |
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| You think my poodle doesn't speak English?
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| Oh yes. I forgot that you're the owner of Martha. Or does Martha own you? It does speak English, after all. Can it cook scrambled eggs? |
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| Why, are you sleeping over?
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| And watch you force Martha into vaccuming the whole house and playing 'Pyramid Song' by Radiohead on the piano just because you find it amusing? No, not tonight. |
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