The Pregnancy Prayer

This is preaty funny, so I thought I'd share it.

"Nobody get's pregnant that doesn't ask for it. This may seem strange, so I'll back it up with fact/theory - wow, he's out on a limb. You and your loved one (or a prostitute) are making love. You are peaking, reaching orgasm. It is the point where body and soul meet. A lot of energy is being released. Then you start talking, this is where you screw it all up.

'Oh, god!' : You have his attention.

'Oh, baby!' : He thinks that's what you want! You have only yourself to blame."

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Never tell anyone anything. If you do, you start missing everyone.

"He's chained forever to a world that departed;
It's not enough, it's not enough."

"I think this is where we came in."