Funny/Amusing words

herm, not necessairly amusing but I do love the words bollocks, outlandish and blasphemy

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Blasphemer!

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Fiend.

Yes, I know, ordinary, but a friend of mine calls everyone that in this really odd voice...and now I think of that whenever I hear it.


And I will forevermore find the word head amusing...for reasons unknown.

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I've always liked the word 'rascal' myself. Something to do with the Whitechapel ease that it rolls off of the guttering and proceeds down the lane with a jaunty stove pipe and tarnished conscience, I reckon.

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'scheisse'. Like in "German scheisse movie".

how about codswallop or wench?

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OOOINKKKKKK ! one of my very good friend..she has this habit to type " oooinkkk " when she gets any surprised while we r talking

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lol, that's pretty funny

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NOOFTY head.

It was a word I made up when I wanted to call someone something much worse but there were people about who wouldn't have appreciated it.

It's become a bit of a standard insult around my work place. So feel free to call someone a noofty-head...and send the royalties to me.

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Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

Yeah, that is pretty cool (noofty head).

In fact, I may just have, er...cause to use that word later today

As for the royalties...

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Good girl

No royalties? You already owe me a beer remember.

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.

Ok, a few beers. In an English pub

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Back in the old days, a word commonly used by myself and friends was Sticken Micken, and there were variations of this such as, sticken muckgruntle and sticken theturnpipe mctrumble.

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