confessions

interesting stories everyone.

I've stolen so many stuff in my life, I lost count of it all. The most fun of them all was probably an all night of stealing entire stop signs, with the pole and all. Or that night when me and some people stole at least 20 lawn gnomes and put them all on the lawn of the house next to my friend's house and spend the entire day watching people knocking on the dude's door and yelling at him for stealing their gnomes.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

I watched as an old lady struggled to cross the street on her own, while I sat comfortably on a nearby bench.

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Not sure what to say

Ummm... I got so stoned that I had to have people carry me up a hill cos I couldn't walk? That is horrible, in my opinion. Those poor people.

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Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

After changing the oil in my car a few days ago, I tossed it into the trash instead of taking it to the recycle center.

The enviro-wackos should be kicking down my door any minute.

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Carter. Available in original vanilla and now, chocolate swirl! Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm!

Multiculturalism is national suicide and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. Wake up, America.

yesterday I was taking the subway to school, I was standing up and this dude that was on a seat got up and it seemed to me that he was going to get out at the next station so I took his seat. But I realized, about 5 minutes later, that he had actually left his place to give it to a pregnant woman...I felt really bad.

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Daddy! Take the banana! Tomorrow is Sunday!

Yep, I dit it........I peed in a crowded public pool. Twice.

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Not sure what to say

I have come to the conclusion that you are infact the devil incarnate.

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Not Now John might not be me, but he wishes he was.

I thought everybody peed in pools. Was I wrong??

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Not sure what to say

It's possibly a bloke thing? Or perhaps the ladies don't wish to admit to such a thing ( even though they probably do have a wizz as well!)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Jaodra7AY

What about you AV, you ever "let it go" in a swimming pool??

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Ahem. I don't tinkle in pools. Thank you very much.
My latest confession is that on the date I went on Saturday night, I ended up liking the guys best friend much better than I liked him...

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If I could make the world as pure
And strange as what I see
I’d put you in a mirror
I’d put in front of me

Linger on your pale blue eyes

Oh come on. Surely you have, just once at least.

If you haven't, you should definitely try it. Feels great.

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Nah. It all started at camp in like 2nd grade when they told you if you tinkled in the pool you would be surrounded by a bright purple ring because they had special magic water.

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If I could make the world as pure
And strange as what I see
I’d put you in a mirror
I’d put in front of me

Linger on your pale blue eyes

You sir, are why I do not swim in public pools.

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Everyone just needs to lighten up a bit.

This world would be a better place if everyone just pissed in a public pool every now & again.

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