confessions

Yeah, right...

I am, I just had a silly weekend.

You want a real confession? You really want to know what the Dutchman is about? I'm lin ove with a British girl I met on the internet, only she can save me from the white lines and all that other shite.

I'm trying to think of the reason I will give for staying home tomorrow.

Did I mention that my mind was unbalanced earlier? That's what caused all the awkward situations, it's slowly becoming better now. I only look up to having to get up in the morning to call work.

I didn't even have champagne at new years eve.

I had some great cocaine last year at new years eve, went to sleep right after. And ate the next day.

And her name is Lucy.

Wow, you're pretty cool man.

I smoked pot with a 15 year old girl...

And one time I hit a car in a parking lot (i just put a dent in it, nothing major) and backed out and drove to the other side of the parking lot to park...come to think of it I think this is the first time I've ever told anybody this! It was an asshole thing to do but I was scared as hell!

Isn't some mod going to get involved with Lars' repeat posting spree? Oh wait...

Yeah, sometimes people just need attention.

It sounds like he's going through a rough period...just let him do what he needs to do.

I thought Lars was a man...?

By period i don't mean menstrual cycle (or whatever the hell you call it) I mean section of time in his life.