confessions

Let's see now,Who'se the biggest Liar here?
(do i hear the twitching eyebrows?)

"Laugh it up, fuzz ball"

..takes a fool to fool a fool,
...a lovely wine intoxicates,and all the lovers are deranged....

I once fell on a cactus tree and has to pedal back home on my bicycle.The thorns were all on my right side of body from upper torso downward.That smarts!Still feel the pinpricks.

I snuck out and went to 46 year old guys house, and he took me to walmart, bought me alcohol and cigarettes and we went back to his house where I got drunk and (I swear to god nothing happened) staggered home, to where my dad caught me and called the cops. (i then passed out)

Um, apparently I've been used to cheat on (does that make sense?) 4 times in the past month.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

I have a heart, and it's filled with mucky black stuff. Tar, maybe.

Highly unlikely.

Took me to buy her 4 shots and 7 beers, but the 300 pound girl i told was hot last weekend did show her tits....what a waste of money...good thing i didn't blow Budwieser all over her

So, if nothing else happened, isn't that a good thing?

Or... is the above post simply too culturally different for me to understand?

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Mean stuff - we went to see a stripper. She was cute and had really big...eyes.. .yeah that's the ticket. Then she took her top off and "they" fell to her knees with all stretch marks and pock marks and, well, they just looked better back in the restraints. So we paid her to put her top back on.

We tried to be nice about it, but you could see she was a little hurt. Some bikers on the other side of the runway paid her to take the top off again. We didn't feel THAT bad about it and weren't ready to leave so we paid her to put it back on.... on, off, on ...She must have made $200 between us and the bikers.

I said a bad word today. And yesterday. And the day before yesterday. And the day before that. And then the day before that.

i think Waywardson's post has the same lady i had seen.....not pretty