confessions

nah, he just a curious person

There are several embrassing moments, but they all involve bodily functions to some extent. The least of which, the one I'm probably actually most proud of, was the time I got locked out of my house and had to take a huge dump. So, I crapped in my own bushes. I later added that the cat came and buried it for me, but it's been so long I can't remember if it was true or not. No, I'm lying, it wasn't.

I can't post it here, it's just too embarassing, though I think some of you already know what I'm referring to.


I guess I could contribute this, though...woohoo.

I can remember a time when a group of us from college were hanging out at a friend's house, and we all managed to get appropriately drunk and/or stoned, and we decided to go and grab some food. Being in the condition we were all in, we weren't exactly being quiet, and needless to say, made huge idiots of ourselves. Thank god the place was deserted that night.
Not to mention, the guy driving was both drunk and stoned, so we were all over the road and stuff. It was a fun night, though.

Drunken driving. Nothing beats that for entertainment,


Geez.

Yeah, drunk drivers deserve to be locked up and the key thrown away! Not clever and definitely not funny.

No. They're very boring actually

They're assholes, almost half the people killed on Irish roads every year are killed by drunks. That sucks.

Umm, yeah, that's why I posted that one here. It's a confesson as I know it was very irresponsible of us to be on that road with nobody sober enough to be driving.

I was a stupid freshman, and am in no way proud of what I did.

My first serious crush was on Pee-Wee Herman..I was 4..it lasted till I was....hmm...6.
Then I fell for Jey MacIntyer from NKOTB and then it was Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, John Lennon..it was only untill 9th grade I fell for human, living people....

Better late than never, I suppose.

Last week I was pulling out of my garage and not paying attention, caught the passenger-side mirror on the door jamb and tore it all to hell. Of course, my neighbor saw the whole thing.

The fun never ends.

I did that once back in high school. It was a heated mirror, so it cost around $180.00 to get it replaced. That was almost three years ago. Then just this past Saturday (in the same car, a '97 Subaru Legacy Outback wagon) I was driving up to work on the highway when traffic came to a stop due to an accident up ahead. I was stopped in traffic in the passing lane. The car that was behind me when I first stopped was changing into the traveling lane. I glanced down the road to try and spot the accident and in an instant, WHAM! My foot was already on the brake, but I pushed the peddle down even harder. The seatback let go when it absorbed the impact. So then I took the key out of the ignition, forced my door open, and got out of the car. I called 911 on my cell phone as I went to make sure the driver that hit me was okay. We were both fine. He was in his 70's, and failed to notice that traffic was stopped ahead of him. (On a rainy day) he was cruising down the passing lane at at least 65 mph and didn't even notice traffic in front of him was stopped. As the car that was originally behind me changed lanes, he clipped their bumper, then he smashed right into the back of me. My car saved my life. It took the impact, and if I had had any passengers, they would have been fine. The car is totalled. My trunk is all smashed in and the frame of my car is all twisted. Nonetheless, I was able to walk out of the car without a scratch. My only injury is a stiff neck which is getting better rather quickly. No one was really injured, and for that I am thankful. It was an unforeseable accident at someone else's fault that I could not have possibly avoided. He was going so fast, I didn't even see it coming. I am very, VERY lucky. My car may be totalled, but that's not important. Right now, I am just glad to be alive.

Sorry I got a little off topic. I just had to get that out.

the most embarrasing thing which ever happened to me (and i really want to forget) was when i attended my friend's birthday party at a club, i was so drunk that i came to stage where there was this band performing and tried to grab the mike from him. I almost pulled his hair off cause he didnt want to give it to me. Then at the same party i almost took off my shirt, lucky there were still some sober people around and they managed to stop me. The worst thing was my friend's brother took some pictures, so i have this somekind of memorabillia which is i really hate
since then, i dont like to drink too much

Close one, PaperBoy. Glad you're OK.

Thank you Shane, I appreciate that.