confessions

if Roger asked me to merry me I would say yes

You are seriously obsessed. But that's cool, cuz Rog is awesome.

Mother: LOL!

Welcome to my strange and scary world.

You mean Ireland?

Yes. All of it.

"Feed animals in the zoo"

I drank too much beer in a crowded bar and I threw up on my girlfriend. There were little chunks of food all over her hair and stuff. I felt really bad at the time....but like 2 years later she cheated on me so now I feel good about what happened.

Id puke on her again only id make sure i ate sushi beforehand

ewwww..... (she deserved it though )

Perhaps she just wanted to revenge herself?

avenge

I thought the same thing.

And she waited just long enough too - revenge is a dish best served cold, afterall.

Confess to something awful you've done in the past.

I slept with an ex boyfriend's best friend just to piss him off. This was MANY years ago, so don't hold it against me. I'm pure as the white driven sludge now.

I ate the last cookie in the jar and didn't tell anyone..

I smoked the last bud in the sack, and I told everyone about it.

This is the dark side, isn't it??