confessions

Yes, it's all fun and games untill someone gets caught

But it's fun if you don't get caught!!

I've been making counterfeit five dollar bills for years...

Yeah, then it's freaking hillarious.

ive stolen cigurettes and blunts from gas stations, ive ripped kids off on weed(mind you these kids i do not like )ive stolen money from my mom and dad, and ive boosted 2 cars..

ive gotten caught with many drug substances/perefinalia(however you spell it)ive date raped a girl(on accident ) and ive gotten so shit faced i tried to **** my best friends mom(who is quite a milf, and not married....the temptation!!)

and im 17 years old..thanks and thats my story

wow

Oh jeez

so i guess when psychotic suddenly stops posting we'll know he's in jail

I removed the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law" label from my mattress.

I allowed two pigs to have sex within the Kingsville, Texas, airport boundaries.

Please don't tell any State Troopers or Peace Officers.

How are you going to stop me??

I visited Graceland while very drunk and barfed next to Elvis' grave when nobobody was looking..

Di you see Spinal Tap there?

I once killed a man and left his body on the golf course.

As a matter of fact they asked to borrow my Carmex..