Dear Abbey

Dear Abby,

I have been engaged for almost a year, and I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list, because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred. Then, she floored me. She said that, in a month, I would be a married man. And, before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then, she just stood up and walked to her bedroom; on her way, she said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door . . .

There, leaning against my car was her husband--my father-in-law to be. He was smiling, and he explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid who would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or, should I keep the whole thing to myself--including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

goo.

Sounds like something out of one of those messed up sitcoms.

I'd announce the fact that you are so proud and happy of the fact that you passed thier test, in excruciating detail......



at the rehearsal dinner.

LOL

that was a good one. Lot's of twists and turns, and the end is so unexpected!

Let's share. Has anyone had a similar experience?

What's worse, sleeping with your spouse's parent or your spouse's legally-aged child?

Ummmm...... no......

Duelling banjos anyone?

No, no, no. I am from Northern Virginia not West Virginia.

Okay, I'll share:

My husband, mother and I were spending a Saturday night hanging out. We had too much Vodka and one thing led to another. My husband ended up having sex with both my mom and I. To this day, we don't talk about it.

Now, your turn.

I've heard of keeping it in the family but that's ridiculous.

Is there a video of it on kazaa?

That's either a shitload of vodka or some already-incestuously-horny people.

First of all, I live in West Virginia, and have been for the past two years. I'd like to say not everyone there is hot for their daughters. Or sons.


Secondly, your story...oh my!

I really have no real story to contribute here. Once, my friend's dad tried to hit on me. But obviously, we weren't related, so it's not as bad as all that.

first off, that's messed up.


but i'll admit i used to have a crush on my step-mom. long since recovered.