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Old 02-02-2006, 02:39 AM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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Any man who had had a catheter inserted would wince harder with the memory. Count another here.

A Foley catheter is a thin, sterile tube inserted into your bladder to drain urine. Because it can be left in place in the bladder for a period of time, it is also called an indwelling catheter. It is held in place with a balloon at the end, which is filled with sterile water to hold it in place. - http://www.emedicinehealth.com/articles/11633-1.asp

WARNING! Do NOT PULL OUT when balloon is filled!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
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Old 02-02-2006, 09:10 AM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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No noo noo - what REALLY hurts Stratman is not he catheter or insertion of a scope - what REALLY hurts is that the doc takes a needle and injects a little novacaine into your little head to "ease the pain" BEFORE running the tube...
You had novacaine?

Hmmm, they smeared some deadening gel on mine before catheter insertion, but getting back to my point and related to yours...

The worst pain was not having the 5-inch screw removed from binding my leg bones back to my ankle, but the novacaine shot to the ankle before having the screw removed. THAT was the most pain!

I suspect natural childbirth for a woman still beats anything us guys can come up with.
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Old 02-02-2006, 07:37 PM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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I suspect natural childbirth for a woman still beats anything us guys can come up with.
My wife can attest to that, BoaB! God bless her!
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:38 PM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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The worst pain was not having the 5-inch screw removed from binding my leg bones back to my ankle, but the novacaine shot to the ankle before having the screw removed. THAT was the most pain!
just like when getting a tooth pulled out
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Old 02-02-2006, 09:09 PM
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I suspect natural childbirth for a woman still beats anything us guys can come up with.
Amen to that - fer cryin out loud, if men gave birth the human species would have died out eons ago. God bless my better half for going through it three times

(wait, I only remember doing the horizontal mambo twice...I'll have a talk with the mailman in the morning)
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Old 02-02-2006, 09:45 PM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

No it was me
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Old 02-02-2006, 09:53 PM
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:52 PM
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well thank goodness it was another Pink Floyd fan
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Old 02-05-2006, 11:21 PM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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Kee-REIST, Boab & muppotmup, We didn't need to see that! **shudder**
Part of my job is to put 'em in and take 'em out. All STERILE mind

I've seen some female anatomical discrepancies which have left even my experienced female counterparts flabergasted. Hence why I prefer cathing males... it's a lot simpler.

You think that's bad? I've known a girl who had trouble putting a cath on an uncircumcised male - she retracted the foreskin but forgot to roll it back out once the Foley was in.

Result - contracture. The foreskin became a deathgrip on the head of the penis. Excruciating pain and instant surgery but not before damage to the penile tissue around the area (plus an involuntary 'circumcision' and a healthy infection of the bladder). That man is gonna feel weird everytime he gets excited for the rest of his life because of those patches of denervated tissue.

And yes, I've seen people yank the stuff out even while the balloon was inflated - and then proceed to try and yank their PICC (Peripheraly Inserted Central venous Catheter - it's a large bore IV whose tip rests in the Vena Cava). Dude is about 5'8" and weighs in around 600 lbs.... took 6 people to subdue him while the resident injected loaded syringe after syringe after syringe of tranqs (obesity affects drug absorption. You'd need an elephant sized dose to knock these guys out)..... and all these tranqs naturally made him unstable - with the resultant side effect of respiratory depression and bradychardia approaching sinus arrhythmia... so he was then rushed into the ICU to stabilize his heart.

All in all, a normal day
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:39 AM
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Re: Most pain you've ever had?

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Part of my job is to put 'em in and take 'em out. All STERILE mind

I've seen some female anatomical discrepancies which have left even my experienced female counterparts flabergasted. Hence why I prefer cathing males... it's a lot simpler.

You think that's bad? I've known a girl who had trouble putting a cath on an uncircumcised male - she retracted the foreskin but forgot to roll it back out once the Foley was in.

Result - contracture. The foreskin became a deathgrip on the head of the penis. Excruciating pain and instant surgery but not before damage to the penile tissue around the area (plus an involuntary 'circumcision' and a healthy infection of the bladder). That man is gonna feel weird everytime he gets excited for the rest of his life because of those patches of denervated tissue.

And yes, I've seen people yank the stuff out even while the balloon was inflated - and then proceed to try and yank their PICC (Peripheraly Inserted Central venous Catheter - it's a large bore IV whose tip rests in the Vena Cava). Dude is about 5'8" and weighs in around 600 lbs.... took 6 people to subdue him while the resident injected loaded syringe after syringe after syringe of tranqs (obesity affects drug absorption. You'd need an elephant sized dose to knock these guys out)..... and all these tranqs naturally made him unstable - with the resultant side effect of respiratory depression and bradychardia approaching sinus arrhythmia... so he was then rushed into the ICU to stabilize his heart.

All in all, a normal day

I'l say it again...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
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