Most pain you've ever had?

That happened to me once too. Felt like someone had stomped on my fingers with a heavy boot.

Well, I could go on and on about all my odd accidents, but still, i've never EVER broken any of my bones, thank God for milk.
The rest are all cuts and bruises (specially cuts, 3 of them ending in stitches, one made by a surgeon, coz it was kinda deep and long), falling a lot, and being sick all the time, ever since I had pneumonia when I was 4; like last year, I got 6 colds during the first term; so far, I had gotten 3 this year, but they've been really bad.
And emotionally...I'm not sure I wanna open that can of worms, since I'm still recovering from something.
But judging from the other posts...I think I'm the most 'normal' of the lot...I mean, I thought I had issues, but geez!

I've been shot in the stomach with a BB gun, which kinda stung a little bit but didn't actually hurt too much. As the BBs are still in my liver (as Stratters mentioned), I cannot have an MRI now, or they will get ripped out. Sounds lovely.

I made a very deep gouge in the sole of my bare foot by stepping in a branch once, and while it didn't seem like a big deal back then (I was seven or so), it seems like one now.

My brother once hit me in the head with a bicycle chain, while he was swinging it around his head. That really hurt.

And I also fell out of a shopping cart when I was three or so, and that split my scalp wide open. I don't remember the fall now, but I remember being in the CAT scan machine, and getting scanned. No brain damage done (not that I know of, at least).

Additionally, this is my 4000th post at APFFN. Jesus, I've been here a long time. What memories.

Congrats on "4 large".

Pardon the ignorance, but what is a BB gun?

Nice way to get some attention/pity, simon.

You mean like your signature?

I'm just gonna start calling you "Ole 4K"

A BB gun is a gun shaped like a rifle (unless there are other forms of BB guns, I'm no expert) and is typically an air gun that shoots little pieces of metal that are like small ball-bearings. While BB guns are not necessarily the most lethal since they are certainly not very powerful, they can still do a good bit of damage at close range.

More like your pathetic, wimpering attitude.

there are also pistol bb guns.

So a BB gun is something that shoots metal balls. Kind of like muskets of old? Except that they don't use gunpowder...? correct?

well, bb's are infinitely times smaller than a musket ball.

Physical:

• Snap! (US: "bread & butter"), Shane, for I was also shot in the belly with a BB gun (rifle) when I was young.
• Spent 7 hours at the dentist for an apparently troublesome root canal.
• Jammed my foot on a toothpick - TWICE!; nearly gouged out an eye on a telephone post cleat
• Broke a tiny foot bone standing on me ankle
• Motorbike crash! - triple-broken leg and dislocated ankle
• Local anesthetic to get 5-in. screw out of above ankle (owwy, owwy, owwy)
• Migraines

None of the above which can possibly compare to delivering a baby without surgery.

Emotional:

Affairs of the heart are bad, but are as nothing to the death of one's beloved mother.

"BB" is a designation for a size of shot. (like used in shotguns)

BB size is .177 caliber (about 4.5mm) in diameter. As noted, they are propelled by compressed air.

Daisy Red Ryders forever!!

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."