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Old 08-08-2003, 10:24 PM
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Re: Dear Pearly

Dear Pearly:

My friend 'Gerald' has 15 copies of Of Mice and Men, and the collection is spilling out of our shared closet. How can I convince him that he's buying the same book over and over, and also convince him of his obsession with Gene Krupa's looks and oh-so-classic style of jazz drums?

Sincerely,

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Old 08-08-2003, 10:36 PM
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Re: Dear Pearly

Dear Pearly,

I bought new computer speakers and they will not stop talking to me. I told them to shut up but they came back with various crude remarks. Should i get rid of the speakers, or put up with their incessant whining?

Sincerely, Silly McSillSill
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Old 08-08-2003, 10:39 PM
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Re: Dear Pearly

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Why is the sky blue?
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Old 08-08-2003, 10:41 PM
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Old 08-08-2003, 10:44 PM
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dear pearly,

this pink rabbit's eyes are spooky
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:10 PM
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Re: Dear Pearly

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i just noticed that. it's been doing shrooms
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Old 08-08-2003, 11:30 PM
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Re: Dear Pearly

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Try some Vivid Entertainment. Particularly, Jenna, or Chasey. They should inspire you.


dear pearly,

you forgot some of everyone's favorites such as christy, devon and taylor.

from some guy who doesn't watch porn.
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Old 08-09-2003, 12:36 AM
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Dear Pearly

Why does everyone call you dear Pearly?

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Re: Dear Pearly

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Dear Pearly:

My friend 'Gerald' has 15 copies of Of Mice and Men, and the collection is spilling out of our shared closet....

Sincerely,

Stumpy McStumperson


Dear Stumpy,

It has come to my attention that you are, once again, having fantasies about living with an older man whom you have not, in fact, met. I've done some asking around in your home town and I can assure you: You have no friends. Additionally, your closet must be incredibly small.
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Re: Dear Pearly

Dear Pearly,

I am sorry for cloging your column with idiotic questions. I was preoccupied by my true problem which involves my good friend Tim Coe. He has a weird fetish which involves carrots, flannel shirts, and tennis balls. Plus I am very angry at my other friend, Angel, because he sucks.

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Obviously you've never had sex with vegitarian lumberjack tennis-playing women.
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Re: Dear Pearly

Dear Pearly

why is Gerald?
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I did something to myself. Like entertainment, like music, like a daydream. There was nothing there and I saw something.
I saw his head on the bonnet of the car. You can say what you like but I saw the bird of paradise spread its wings.
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Old 08-09-2003, 10:21 AM
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Re: Dear Pearly

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Dear Pearly,

I have a friend whom I'll call 'Ralph' (although his real name is Shane Guy). I suspect that he idolizes Avril Lavigne and is planning to get complicated plastic surgery to make himself look more like her. My question is, would it be unethical to sell tickets to his surgery?



Dear nobody,

Perhaps you should ask your friend if those are his true intentions, before making any plans.

Luv, Pearls


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dear Pearly,

I'm addicted to nail polish


Dear _____,

A woman can never have too many shades of nail polish...This goes for shoes, and purses as well.

Luv, Pearls


Quote:
Originally posted by Shane G.
Dear Pearly:

My friend 'Gerald' has 15 copies of Of Mice and Men, and the collection is spilling out of our shared closet. How can I convince him that he's buying the same book over and over, and also convince him of his obsession with Gene Krupa's looks and oh-so-classic style of jazz drums?

Sincerely,

Stumpy McStumperson


Dear Stumpy,

Sounds like your friend is a freaking nutcase! An idiot as well! Perhaps you should take him to the nearest mental ward before confronting him at all.

Luv, Pearls


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Dear Pearly,

I bought new computer speakers and they will not stop talking to me. I told them to shut up but they came back with various crude remarks. Should i get rid of the speakers, or put up with their incessant whining?

Sincerely, Silly McSillSill


Dear Silly,

See above letter.

Luv, Pearls


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Dear Pearly:

Why is the sky blue?


Dear ______,

http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

Luv, Pearls


Quote:
Originally posted by beth
dear pearly,

this pink rabbit's eyes are spooky


Dear_____,

What pink rabbit?

Luv, Pearls



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Dear Pearly,

i just noticed that. it's been doing shrooms



Dear ______,

Yeah, you really meant to tell me that.

Luv, Pearls


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dear pearly,

you forgot some of everyone's favorites such as christy, devon and taylor.

from some guy who doesn't watch porn.


Dear from some guy who doesn't watch porn,

Sorry bout that.

Luv, Pearls


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Dear Pearly

Why does everyone call you dear Pearly?

Drenched in the summer rain



Dear Drenched in the summer rain,

I think it might have been Shane G. who started it....then it caught on. I'm not positive though!

Luv, Pearls


Quote:
Originally posted by GeraldTheMouse
Dear Stumpy,

It has come to my attention that you are, once again, having fantasies about living with an older man whom you have not, in fact, met. I've done some asking around in your home town and I can assure you: You have no friends. Additionally, your closet must be incredibly small.



Dear nobody,

You are not Pearly.

Luv, Pearls


Quote:
Originally posted by Not Now John
Dear Pearly,

I am sorry for cloging your column with idiotic questions. I was preoccupied by my true problem which involves my good friend Tim Coe. He has a weird fetish which involves carrots, flannel shirts, and tennis balls. Plus I am very angry at my other friend, Angel, because he sucks.

The Best Guy In THe World


Dear The Best Guy In THe World,

You're questions are not idiotic. ( ) There's nothing wrong with weird fetishes. Perhaps you can beat him, join him. If Angel sucks, perhaps you shouldn't be his friend anymore. I quite like him though!

Luv, Pearls


Quote:
Originally posted by GeraldTheMouse
Dear Guy In The,

Obviously you've never had sex with vegitarian lumberjack tennis-playing women.


Dear nobody,

You aren't Pearly!

Luv, Pearls


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Dear Pearly

why is Gerald?


Dear_____,

?

Luv, Pearls
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Old 08-09-2003, 10:26 AM
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Re: Dear Pearly

Dear Pearly,

Why can't I be wise like you?

Sincerly

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Old 08-09-2003, 10:28 AM
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Re: Dear Pearly

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Dear Pearly,

Why can't I be wise like you?

Sincerly

Humourous name


Dear Humourous name,

How the hell should I know.

Luv, Pearls
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