Sunshine

Here is something I just thought of. Enjoy.

Sunshine

I was walking down the road and saw a dog. It was walking quite perfectly and had no limp. Suddenly, it fell to the ground. I went to go see what was wrong, but I could not force my body to move. I was scared. That is all I was. Scared of the thought of a lack of perfection in this dismal plane called earth. So I ran and jumped on a train to a farm. I had a strange liking for chickens at the time, so I walked to look at them. They were sleeping. Out of the blue, a chicken started flying. It came towards me and said, "I am the fantasy chicken. You will never know why I have come or your reason for looking at the chickens. But I must tell you this." He stopped glowing and lowered himself to the ground. He walked right up to me and looked me in the eyes and told me, "If you lie really still, they'll think you're dead and you won't have to pay taxes." There came my mission for life. Take it or leave it, but nothing of me shall be when I start it. Bye bye.


Thanks for reading my short story. I hope you are better enlightened now.

Um - no comment.
I hope it means something to you.

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Um - no comment.
I hope it means something to you.

(Not a double post)

I Think what he ment that if you take enough drugs and get a bad trip you start to get money from social security Instead of giving them most of your money which you worked hard for all your life and for what, to hear stupid stories about glowing chickens... :smile:

Just Kidding, you know Guys, No offence,

But Both Radiochair Post and mine were cool! :grin:
Weren't they?

"better enlightened?" of what? i do like the idea about pretending like you're dead (some of us may not be pretending at all, actually...or pretending to be pretending), but your story as a source of enlightenment? hahahhaha

This is without doubt the most bizarre thread on the site.

I think that one about Britney takes a bit of beating!

And one about Dolly something else, hum?