Who Am I?

Not Now John · #91 09-03-2003, 11:34 PM

Socrates was full of shit.

The truth is, there is no Truth.

beth · #92 09-11-2003, 05:12 AM

you can say that again

DeathTöngue · #93 05-15-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by doctor_how

What if he's Saddam Hussein? (Not that he sounds like him or anything, it's just rhetorical)

After exhaustive research, it's clear he isn't Saddam Hussein. I think he's either Osama bin Laden or Cal Worthington.

stratman · #94 05-15-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Cheese

I await your conclusions with baited breath.

It's "bated", you silly old-person.

I think he's a pipefitter from Scunthorpe.

WallyLama · #95 05-15-2005, 11:08 PM

I just want to say: "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." Handy

Peace

Aneurysm · #96 05-15-2005, 11:30 PM

Where did I hear that before?. . .

DeathTöngue · #97 05-15-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stratman

It's "bated", you silly old-person.

I think he's a pipefitter from Scunthorpe.

It may be a clue - perhaps he's been eating salmon eggs and nightcrawlers.

Axe victim · #98 05-17-2005, 02:24 PM

Oh who,oh who is Dr Cheese?
Lets just sit and think?
Dozing in his armchair

Formby's missing link!
A Legend in his lunchtime
Really likes a joke
Toupee on his baldy head
You have to admire the bloke!

...the initials might give you a clue!

WallyLama · #99 05-17-2005, 05:43 PM

WOW! That was some beautiful poetry.
It's okay to cry

fixxlevy · #**100** 05-17-2005, 09:37 PM

I'm sure that he's more than aware of that.

How is the Mother in Law, Eddy?

Simon · #**101** 05-18-2005, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bride of a Bull

When did Idi Amin DaDa die?

I don't think anything or anybody beats the bizzareness that was Mobutu Sese Seko Koko Ngbendu Wa Za Banga ("The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake")

Axe victim · #**102** 05-18-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fixxlevy

I'm sure that he's more than aware of that.

How is the Mother in Law, Eddy?

still breathing

tony romo · #**103** 03-10-2007, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Cheese

Ok, it would appear that I'm apparently not me and am in fact someone else, there is also some confusion as to whether or not I actually exist or am just a figment of the boards imagination. In light of these astounding revelations I would therefore like you to offer your opinion as to whom you think I really am.
I await your conclusions with baited breath.

Who Am I?

Just babbling...