The Sarcastic Thread

[Davros]

This thread willl be devoted to people saying sarcastic things about anything. Say what you like as long as it is sarcastic.

[Ilúvatar]

A sarcastic thread? Well, that is really useful.

[Bride of a Bull]

Yeah, this thread is just what the chattering masses needed to air their manifold views and opinions. No really, I'm serious.

[Paranoid Android]

this is so helpful, because no other threads are focused around sarcasm.

[Neshabur]

was there ever sarcasm used on the forum?

[doctor_how]

I am WrightKeys!

[Neshabur]

Who isn't?

[Paranoid Android]

your mom isn't

[Call]

Ecxuse me, but since the whole forum's not exactly lacking on sarcasm, shouldn't this be the thread where we talk normal talk?

[Paranoid Android]

you know, i thought about that.

what do you guys think about that blackout? was it terrorists or the grid thing or whatever.

[doctor_how]

Maybe someone actually built that blotto box that I've been hearing you can make from instructions on the internet. It can knock everything out over a wide radius.

[Paranoid Android]

i think any instructions on the internet for making bombs and the like are bull crap.

[doctor_how]

I don't know......I've heard that you can get instructions for some diabolical things on the internet, like how to make a door powered gun. When someone opens the door, it triggers a bullet and zips through their kneecaps! Yuck..........

[Paranoid Android]

that's the kind of thing i'm talking about is bull crap.

Although i'm sure there's some useful, destructive advice out there.

[doctor_how]

Like if you eat too many peanut shells you'll get constipated and die, just like Elvis! Yee haa!