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Old 10-06-2003, 12:19 AM
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Why do the jerks get the girls?

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Always, man... It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen, until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole, now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she won't dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole.

Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn't THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don't say, "Oh he's hot", or "I want to have his children" about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don't need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action.

I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action? I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE, at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, "Why isn't he paying attention to me", so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, "I've let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass". It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him, even though all she has won is an asshole.

Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a "listener," you can't turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a "listener" you can't do anything about it, just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants, ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn't work like that. The girl won't "come to her senses" and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies, instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Yeah right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren't looking for nice guys? they say they are but they're not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft.

To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don't treat you with respect, that don't listen to you, and that don't care about you I say this: look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself, because he has listened to it all.
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Old 10-06-2003, 01:39 AM
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

I could have sworn you've posted that before.
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:32 AM
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

So, you have a girl Simon?
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

I couldn't be arsed into reading the whole thing, but allow me to share my theories with you Simon.

I'm now going to answer for you the infamous question:
What do women want?

Answer: Women want what they can not and/or do not have....

So, the girl who's with the asshole may wish he had more qualities of the nice "guy". And the girl with nice guy will wish he was more daring, and exciting. This is why married men can so easily cheat if they like...A woman's greatest challenge (the ultimate: "I can't have this"), is to steal a married man away from his wife. Sick right? It's truth.

First let me say, that it may take a good amount of time with an asshole man to really appreciate a nice guy. She may even have to go through 2 asshole men! Yep, that's right. What is it about these asshole men that appeals so much? Well, I'll tell you the secret....
One of the most attractive qualities that a man can display is confidence. And don't asshole men seem to have tons of it? I know you've met one of those "not so physically attractive" men that seem to be pulling all the ladies. This is another advantage...a man lacking in the looks can make up for it in his personality. If he's funny, charming, and confident, then he's going to score.

So when the nice guy figures out the perfect formula...When he's able to waltz through the crowd, smiling, confident, charming, proud and with an air of mystery about him, then most likely, the lady of his dreams will be appearing sooner than later. Good Luck though, I've only met 1 that could pull it off. He was annoyed by the amount of women after him.

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Old 10-06-2003, 08:53 AM
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

Darn Pearly that was good, hit it pretty much right on the head. You're better than that Dr. Laura.

Oh yeah Simon I think it works the other way too. It seems all the spoilt biotches end up with the good caring guys. These feme fatals use them up to the point where they hate women. What a loss. (sigh)
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

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Old 10-06-2003, 02:29 PM
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

I think the "Confidence" thing is right on.

Probably because subconsciously, most women want a man who she knows can "take care of her". And a man who is confident is likely to be successful.
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

Good point stratman, but to take that idea further, it may end up that the confident guy who gets into business (where he can further his pursuit of being an asshole to the fullest extent) and then the economy turns the way it has (at least here in the US); before long, it takes a real man to be able to stick with his wife and kids through tough economic times.

God i SOOOO identified with that article. Two sentences: I am at a college in the Midwest. I am that nice guy with a streak of not always displaying my confidence.

that's all you need. .
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Re: Why do the jerks get the girls?

Those are very true words simon. As Billy Joe Armstrong put it,
"Nice guys finish last, You're running out of gas, somethin somethin somethin something ass"
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:13 PM
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My wife is 27, I'm 42. We have a beautiful two year old daughter and another scheduled for January. We've been married for four years now.
Now, I'm not sure why she married me. I made a good living when we met, but I didn't own a house and I drove a '77 Chevy Luv pickup, so she sure couldn't tell by looking. I don't dress well and I am very poor at small talk - and beautiful women have always intimidated the hell out of me. We have shared interests, but many of those came along well after we met, and we explored them together.
I think she became interested in me because I was interested in her - and made sure she knew it. I spent as much time as I had showing an interest in her, but I didn't pretend to like things because she did or try to impress her with how smart or dominant I was compared to my peers. (OK, maybe a little.) I think our relationship grew out of mutual honesty and respect - and I think it gets better all the time.
I believe that confidence that PW is referring to has a lot to do with how comfortable one is with being oneself. Worked for me - Here's our wedding pic to prove it.
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And did I even SEE an invitation?

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Ah, well, you know the Royal Mail.... You'll probably get it any day now.
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Rob, you bear a striking resemblance to Jeremy Irons.

In my own personal experience, I have not yet met one female who was not completely crazy. If I weren't straight, I'd probably despise them.
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:49 PM
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Hang on there, W'Ikky. I don't despise women. My mother was a woman.

And Rob, you must mean the US Postal Service in which case I don't really ever expect it.
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:56 PM
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oh, no, don't get me wrong, i love my mother as well.

i suppose i should have clearified further. My definition of female would entail only those whom I could potentially date.
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