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"granny's fartin' fanny"

GRANNY'S FARTIN' FANNY

She's so decrepid, so old and frail
With ears so dull and eyes that fail
My name she still cannot remember,
Tho' she's lived here since late September...
It's mid-December.

In stature she is very small
Her hunchbacked body's 4 feet tall
But I guarantee your head will spin
When her fartin' fanny breaks the wind!
A stinkin' sin.

She eats high-fiber, old folks food
And she ain't the kind to be so rude...
Still, I can't help butt-crack a grin
When her fartin' fanny breaks the wind!
The bitter end.
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